Don't Punch The Bears!
Hjen are Elves!
Praise!
World 5!
FRAG FRAG FRAG
"Yes I roleplay in Minecraft"
Loaded with Heresy!
Clang!
The Leviathan is merciful!
"<You+Nebelloren=Welcome>"
Fear the Red Wave!
Go do something productive!
The halfling woman is strong as fuck, both physically aaaand spiritually!
Don't say p*ggers!
Bones!
Do you do poison?
Find out IC
Relogging world hole
Relogging, world hole
Don't look directly at the world hole
Don't punch the bears
[insert blaru keyboard spam here]
All hail The Great Mighty Poo!
Let me ask you the real questions.
Hey nuwa who's online?
Heavens smile upon you, sweet leaf.
He's a merciful god!
DAMN MORKITH!
Caviat Emptor!
*emotes leaving*
dab dab frag frag
Get fragged!
It's clobbering time!
Sleep child. Get off of Minecraft.
"Honk"
my naem is teeni
/mel nods and smiles
HERESY!
Math is not satan.
Tha's a grudgin'!
"Welcome to Mr. Tav's Wild Ride! No you cannot get off."
"I'll show you a staff you carrot eating degenerate"
"I'm a bargain!"
Check the gifts!
Never trust an elf with politics.
Never trust a dwarf with religion.
Never trust a human with plumbing.
/g o/
INTEL
"There's 40 fuckin command blocks in this bitch. I don't know what any of them do."
GOONBRANCHES
lotar pp smol
"HOW DARE YEW"
Lotar I'm sorry.
Blaru: "Hfhgccg"
Finally Murky Free!
Somehow Murky Returned
"Fuck girl, just tell me, what did you do in the circus!"
DO I SMELL HANDHOLDING RP?!?!?
"We need income"
*Hides their non-canon lore from Andrew*
"Wassa Basswerd"
The password is Hex
Meat is an important emotion.
TORCHES. TORCHES IN MY KITCHEN EVERY TIME I- AGAIN? THEY JUST KEEP PUTTING THEM DOWN. CLEAN THEM UP- WHY?! AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?? JESUS CHRIST GUYS IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE FUCK THIS.
"Something to report Viceroy!"
WARNING: Sharks have Snipers
WARNING: Caimans have Snipers
Go ahead. Piss
Do you know how to make a dead kid cry?
It's me! Archon WHIMSY!
Can you read?
Days since last incident: 0
The Myriad is wheezing like a pug.
Justin Timberlake, infamous cuthail.
Relogging, Veil gate
Sometimes... people think things.
*breakdances like their life depends on it*
slash mel kills Aldwin
Finally Tink free!
You land hard. That might take a while to bounce back from...
DADDY ALDWIN?!!?!
Don't Die.
When I was young, both of my parents were eaten by cow..
Judge_Turdy say I can't speak english good?
Sorry, I'm on murder chastity
Oh no! Now my jeans are going to be sticky now!
High Judgesona
If I work hard enough at faith I can up my Zealscore!
So there's these six parts of god right? They're called the Archons.
What're you gonna do? Be inactive at me?
she filled her boat with hops and it sank.
It's not "blowing over"
If you see this, you're gay now. I'm admin, it's canon.
Time is a currency if you squint.
Calm, moisturised, in my lane, relaxed.
Why is there a cheese folder in Figura's source code?
Closed due to the impending calamity.
Nobody is going to appreciate the amount of work I'm putting into this goat pen.
World 4 has no history of self governance.
TizzleVizzleTheMainMizzle
My disapointment is immesruable as is my spelling.
Up top for bullying the blind!
You see, I'm something of an idiot.
I remember why I don't play anymore.
The Grand Design wills it, fucking perish.
Don't commit terrorism against the vibes
Haha, the crushing cogs of capitalism go brrrrrr.
I'm sorry, but you've pissed through your last piss free hole.
Can you speak up please so I don't have to turn down Enya.
I haven't toppled yet, and it will not be tonight.
hnghh the clap of my stone cheeks keeps alerting Morktih
Nuwa please I just want to be a gay catgirl
CLEARLY You didn't read the Figura Guide
YE BEEN HARJA'D
Pingachu with the utmost respect, what size is yer mum?
So there I was, censor bar on my tiddies.
I just want coffee from the coffee stand.
No Wizzos
Those aren't little piggies, those are hogs.
... I don't think.
I'm gonna hop skip and jump you both
Whales haven't invented debt yet.
That statistic doesn't support my narrative so i'm discarding it
My hips don't lie and I'm starting a moot tonight
If Demiurges are bad, why are they so big and cool?
Ah'm not angry. Ah' jus' have restin' grudge face.
You've see'd your last saw.
I would kill to be the skeleton of my dreams.
The real trash was the friends we made along the way
I think we get our best players from r/worldbuilding!
Sometimes, people think things...
N y v r e m
Your policies on the french are not something to be admired, but respected.
pulls my tiny argus the myriad out of my pocket
Got room for anymore hostages?
Jesus kid you gots some trauma
You deserve to be here. (Derogatory)
I like Minotaurs.
BING BONG NOISE
https://rb.gy/5l1vr
Beeeewwmbweemeemwimimwimimwimi
It's a demigurge
Do you think Prudence is a milf?
Message recieved and understood
I've always enjoyed being imprisoned.
I have become the saddlebag
The Kan really were gamers
We can kill the demon with entity cramming!
Your チャート* means nothing to me! *チャート = Chart 
Now with more Bees in your WRPs
Stop using Mixels
Found family is a good trope, stop being cringe about it.
IvoryKestrel character count: 5
Praise Mx
Now with even less French nationals
If you wait long enough Nuwa will launch BWRP!
Nuwa is very clever - Judge Trudy 2023
Breezy more like SLEAZY HAH
I don't know if I could be seen on a minecraft server when I'm 30.
Passive mobs are hostile to Small Cuthail.
Right click a catfish
Days without Caiman incident: 0
Days without a Hythe crusade: 1048
You should read the Time page on the Website :D
You should read the Mechanics page on the Website :)
The Minotaur's gender is cow.
Moving to Hytale one day?
Moving to Vintage Story one day?
Hosted by Mark the Plumber
Kaksoiskiviä, a good town.
Kellolähde, a good town.
Hythe, an okay city.
Ddinas Fawr, a good town.
Afrogaeth, a good fort.
Serenade, an okay resort.
Parravon, a good ruin.
Gonna go get some Sekky Brekky
Priest Jokes Not Allowed!
The Keylogger is Morkith
FragFest 2025: 7
Was the High God just STUPID?!
The Venn Diagram is not up for debate